“Politically Correct Fairy Tales!” II Written By John Hawkins


The Three Billy-Goats Gruff
The first and second billy goat gruffs were stopped from going across a bridge to get food by a troll. Then the biggest and baddest billy goat gruff showed up. He told the troll he was going to kick his ass. That greatly upset the first and second of the billy goats gruff who accused the third billy goat gruff of “hegemony” and “imperialism” and said that negotiation and diplomacy was the only way to go…So the third billy goat gruff went on his way. Unfortunately, the troll refused to negotiate and pissed all over their peace treaty, and first two billy goats gruff starved to death.

The Moral of the Story:

We have to believe in peace and diplomacy – in fact, It’s better to starve to death than to fight!

Nosce te ipsum

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