“Politically Correct Fairy Tales!” Written By John Hawkins

Mexican Horse Thief-Amanzimtoti10

Hansel and Gretel
Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of cookies and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured them both, intending to eat them. Gretel had a chance save both of them by pushing the old woman in an oven, but she decided that it would be wrong to disrespect the witch’s cultural traditions! So Gretel and her brother were honoured to be cooked and eaten. The witch was so happy with the children’s inaction that she invited all of her witch friends to the area. Soon thereafter, they ate every child in a five-hundred mile radius. Soon the whole area was filled with nothing but child-eating witches – but all the witches were very happy!
The Moral of the Story: You must respect the culture of others, even if it leads to your own demise!

Nosce te ipsum

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